Here are the words to the video. Mac is the brown-haired kid, I'm going to name the white-haired kid Laptop and the principal will just be known as man. Words in "these" are for past visions.
Laptop: Good now jump.. The airplanes are coming, JUMP! Stay out of the spotlight, go to the right, go to the right, go to the RIGHT! You're gunna die, you're gunna die, you're gunna die, you're gunna die!
Mac: I'm not gunna die!
Laptop: Then go UP!
Mac: My record is better than yours.
Laptop: Alright, go to the left.
Mac: Which way is left?
Laptop: Left is to the left, dumb!.. Go up, jump! Aw you're gunna die, now you're dead.. Aw, you died.
Man: *clears throat* Mac, do you know why you're here today?
Mac: Because, uh.. My marks are like, really-
Laptop: The overall mean of your assessment grades today is, 42.7%
Mac: Shut up, you think you know everything!
Laptop: Because I actually pay attention in class!
Mac: I do pay attention but you totally distract me!
Laptop: It's all about multi-tasking, donchaknow.
Mac: Whatever, I was learning.
Laptop: Well you suck at it.
Mac: Don't burn your hat.
Laptop: He asked me what facade means six times!
Mac: " What's facade mean again? " " What's fakayde mean again? " " What's fakade? " " What's fasade? " " What's.. Fakked?" What's fac...
So? Humans can't remember everything we're told, we're only allowed to use 10% of our brains.
Laptop: Well duh, that's what I'm here for. I'm only trying to help. " Looks like you're writing a letter! Would you like help? Get help writing the letter or just type the letter without help. "
Mac groans.
Laptop: " Let's play world of Warcraft."
Mac: " Um.. Okay! " Trying to help? Like the night before hand-in when you just crashed because I wouldn't play WOW?
Laptop: Well, I was like, so emo.
Mac: He even gave my e-mail address to SPAM SITES!
Laptop: Only SPAM SITES that I thought you might like!
Man: Alright, I've heard enough! Mac, your laptop is obviously too much of a distraction, I'll have to confiscate it.
Mac: What, what- You- you can't do that!
Man: It's still school property, I assure you I can.
Laptop: I don't want to be confiscated, it's so boring.
Mac: How am I supposed to talk to my friends and. And do assignments? He's got all my work and.. stuff.
Laptop: Don't worry, I won't tell them any of your passwords! Unless you ticked the box that makes me remember.
Man: It may be a useful item, but it doesn't help you much, is it? Shut it down Mac, NOW. Good. Now, what class do you have next?
Laptop: The next class is science, in room--
Mac: Uh, I knew that.
Enjoy.
发表于 2007-9-3 13:32:00
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