[转帖]Chinese take-out

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	继续娱乐，呵呵 WAITER Thank you for calling Order-By-Number Chinese Restaurant, how can I help you? CUSTOMER Yeah, I would like to make a order for take-out. WAITER What would you like? CUSTOMER Order of Kung Pao Chicken. WAITER What number please? CUSTOMER Ah, number 7. WAITER Kung Pao Chicken, good good. Anything else? CUSTOMER Yeah, an order of Garlic Chicken. WAITER What number please? CUSTOMER You just? 12. WAITER 10, 11, Garlic Chicken, good, good. I like Garlic Chicken, good. Anything else? CUSTOMER Yeah. Yeah and a Mongolian Beef. WAITER What number please? CUSTOMER Oh God, you just say? Alright, 5. WAITER 2, 3, 4, 5. Mongolian Beef. CUSTOMER Mongolian Beef. WAITER Mongolian Beef, yes. Anything else? CUSTOMER Oh yeah sorry, I need that with no onions and no green onions. WAITER No onion, no green onion? CUSTOMER Yeah. WAITER I don't know. Cook, Chef do not like that. Its made the way it is. Chef don't like change. CUSTOMER Just no...its for my girlfriend. No onions, no green onions, we go thru this every week. No onions. WAITER No? CUSTOMER No onions, no green onions. That's it. WAITER I check, you hold on? CUSTOMER Could you? Thanks. WAITER Hold, hold on. (in perfect American accent) Yo, this guy wants no onions and green onions on the Mongolian Beef? Is that okay? Alright, fine. (In Chinese Accent) Hello. CUSTOMER What the fuck was that? WAITER What? CUSTOMER I heard you, you spoke perfect English. We do this shit every week. WAITER No. No. That's Mikey, delivery guy, he play, he play joke... CUSTOMER That was you! WAITER Ha ha ha. He play joke on you! Ha ha ha. CUSTOMER That's no funny. WAITER Chef say no onions no green onions, no problems. No problems. That's Mikey, delivery guy. He play joke on you. I sorry. I sorry. CUSTOMER Alright well that's not funny, you tell Mikey he's got to watch his mouth. WAITER Mikey, that's not funny. You ass, you ass. That's not funny. I sorry, I sorry. Okay. CUSTOMER Alright. WAITER Anything else? CUSTOMER No, oh wait, I'm sorry...also with that Mongolian Beef, no brown sauce. And instead of the brown sauce, add the Garlic Cream sauce. WAITER What? CUSTOMER Yeah, I know. WAITER No what? CUSTOMER No brown sauce, add the Garlic Cream sauce. WAITER That's alot of trouble. CUSTOMER Will you ask him? WAITER He might not make it. CUSTOMER He'll make it. Just ask him. WAITER I ask, you hold on. You hold on. I ask. CUSTOMER Alright, yeah, thanks. WAITER (in perfect American accent) This dude wants...he wants the Garlic Sauce now. I know I know, yeah it's every week. You know what, it doesn't matter. Fuck him. (in Chinese accent) Okay. CUSTOMER Son of a bitch! That was you! WAITER What? CUSTOMER That was you! I heard you. WAITER No. CUSTOMER No. No. This is such shit! WAITER No. No. I...It's Mikey. It's Mikey. You wrong. CUSTOMER That was not Mikey. That was you. I'm probably to come down there and whop some ass. WAITER You want to fight me! You fight me. I Bruce Lee cousin. You come down and fight me, I drop-kick you in the head. Come on! I fight you, I fight everybody. I fight your cousin, I fight your mother. Huh, Ha! I just want to work! CUSTOMER Alright! I don't want to fight. I just want my food. WAITER Okay. Okay. CUSTOMER Okay? WAITER Anything else? CUSTOMER Yeah, 2 cokes. WAITER What number please? CUSTOMER Son-of-a-bitch! WAITER What? What? the end [此贴子已经被作者于2007-9-14 21:14:46编辑过]

萧萧瑟瑟

	从youtube转过来的视频很卡，倒不如下载到电脑然后再上传到国内的视频网站链接过来好。

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	是的。由于工作需要，偶现在在补习英语。视频发到这里主要是和愿意学英语的比侬分享script。Youtube是一个学习英语的好网站。

萧萧瑟瑟

	Youtube确实是学习英语的好网站，我一上网几乎都到那里去下载或看MV和其它视频，顺便看看那里网友的评论。 [此贴子已经被作者于2007-9-15 10:40:08编辑过]