西方一神教的故事：小布什和拉登

南粤高凉仔

	西方的基督教和伊斯兰教都是一神教，尤其他们都从犹太教那里吸取了丰富的营养。所以，无论是在宗教故事，还是宇宙观上，两者在许多方面上都有着相似性。伊斯兰诞生于公元7世纪的阿拉伯地区，离当时的犹太教、基督教的圣城只有一步之遥。所以，如果我们以人文的观点来看的话，基督教师承于犹太教，而伊斯兰则师承于此两者，并将基督的耶苏和犹太的摩西同列为自己的先知之一。所以，基督教和伊斯兰教都是西方的一神教，在我这个东方的异教徒眼里都是一个招牌，两班人马。因为这两教都无一例外地宣称：信他们的上帝就得救，不信则要下地狱。 现在，以美国为首的基督世界和泛伊斯兰国家在中东火拼，如果不是那里蕴藏着世界最丰富的石油，影响着我这个异教徒出门“打的”的起步价，我才不理他们那么多呢，全当看一场西方的西游记。为啥？基督教和伊斯兰教都宣称他们的上帝是万能的。那么上帝（真主）是万能的，那上帝就一定早就知道了今天以色列和巴勒斯坦所发生的一切，无论是沙龙闯进清真寺，还是伊朗总统立志研究核武器，都是经过了上帝的默许。没有上帝的意欲，世界的一切都不会发生，所以我们有理由相信天堂有着这么的一幕： 上帝安静地掐算着手指，然后睁开研究，缓缓地说：是时候了，撒旦。 撒旦从一旁恭恭敬敬地站出来说：弟子在。 上帝说：你去告诉“拉登”， 美国世贸大厦应该倒了。 撒旦说：弟子现在就去办。 上帝又说：告诉小布什，先去阿富汗，再去伊拉克。 一个天使道：弟子遵命。 于是，地球上一神教的教徒纷纷行动，先是拉登派遣手下喊着圣战的口号驾机撞向了美国的世贸大厦，而美国总统小布什也心领神会地集结起“十字军”进入阿富汗，然后驻扎到伊拉克。 无论是在基督教徒眼里，还是穆斯林的心里，自己都无疑是当之无愧的“唐三藏”，而对手都是从天上下凡的妖怪，所谓的圣战和十字军，都是在完成上帝交给的任务，是对他们的考验，是他们西行道路不得不经历的磨难。别看基督教徒和穆斯林象似水火不容，打的热热闹闹，其实都是心有灵犀一点通，都是按上帝的旨意办事，将来进入了天堂还会同朝为官呢，所以啊，都是你一招来，我一招往，默契的很哦。 惟有可怜我们中国、印度，其它第三世界的异教徒、多神教徒、无神论者， 在他们的这场漫长西游记的征途中，我们只是那些无名无姓、无关紧要、没有后台的凡间小妖，注定是要下地狱的。 所以，我这个异教徒决定，决不充当西方一神教徒的沙包，什么基督世界和穆斯林的斗争，什么以色列和巴勒斯坦的纷争，关我什么事呢，我要关心的，是中东的石油，关心我们中国自己的利益，异教徒兄弟们啊，中国的兄弟们啊，你们怎么办啊？难道你们真的要去给西方一神教徒当牺牲品，为他们练级别，赚经验吗？ . 或许，我们能想象一下未来天堂的情景。 拉登在天堂的花园里漫步，突然听见有人喊他的名字，他回过头望去，只见一个熟悉的面孔飘到他的面前。那就是小布什。两人一见面，便激动的相拥而泣。 少许，小布什握着拉登的手说：拉登同志，辛苦你了。 拉登则激动着说：布什同志，这没什么，这楼是我应该炸的，我早就应该炸了。

北姑

	拉登同志辛苦了，是讓位的時候耶，扎卡維難成大器，還是扎瓦希里師耶。

北姑

	正當大家期望數碼化的第四步師跟共和國衛隊在侯賽因家鄉堤克里特的終極決戰之時，原來又是一個笑話耶，伊拉克軍已經不知去向耶。 不過其後第四步師並不好過耶，號稱最先進，數碼化的 M1A2 艾布蘭斯坦克與及 M2A3 布雷德利步兵戰車都逃不過路邊炸彈的襲擊被摧毀，甚至做成車內士兵死亡耶，很搞笑，美軍贏了常規戰，卻深陷於游擊戰耶。

蓝客

	恐怖分子的老巢伊朗有难啦~~~要把他们一窝堆，这样才不会再搞事~~~

北姑

	錯了，阿爾蓋達是遜尼派的耶，而伊朗則是什葉派的耶，兩者水火不容耶。

南粤高凉仔

	以下是引用蓝客在2006-2-8 10:39:52的发言： 恐怖分子的老巢伊朗有难啦~~~要把他们一窝堆，这样才不会再搞事~~~ 你比我还牛，既然敢将人家穆斯林的偶像说成是恐怖份子，有种的你就到穆斯林论坛来。 你在猫眼里是不是右右啊？穆斯林在这点上明显上是左左。你们有的一拼。

北姑

	現在伊朗要確保什葉派大多數對伊拉克政府的影響，不會亂來的耶，薩德爾當初也跟美軍對抗的耶，不過當其邁赫迪民兵折損千人之後，他又跟美軍講和耶，現在歸附什葉派其一軍閥之下耶，當美國指責伊朗之時，他又跳出來替伊朗說話耶。

北姑

	阿爾蓋達的外國阿拉伯戰士當初殺死大量什葉派伊拉克人時，遜尼派還可以忍受，不過當在拉馬迪及薩馬拉等地連投考警察的遜尼派子弟也殺死時，伊拉克本土的武裝份子跟阿爾蓋達正式反面耶，互相駁火。 若果伊拉克本土的遜尼派跟什葉派及阿爾蓋達可以連成一心，並肩作戰的話，美軍必敗耶，不過因為宗教派系的意識之爭，與及不同利益的衝突，難成氣候耶。 不過現在什葉派明哲保身，只有遜尼派作為抗美主力而加上阿爾蓋達的毛手毛腳，美軍也不好過耶。 被擊落的美軍阿帕奇直昇機，就是被阿阿爾蓋達份子擊落的耶，其中一機師乃菲律賓裔，在家鄉舉殯耶。

北姑

	http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/iraq/082701iraqplane/im:/060207/ids_photos_wl/r978677814.jpg;_ylt=Aiyh5HfCZHNTAC5BAf59gCHlWMcF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--?sp=-1&lsp=3000 Apple Garcia (R), wife of Filipino-American U.S. army chief warrant officer Ruel Garcia, and his parents Rosendo (L) and Cynthia Garcia weep during his burial at his hometown in Obando cemetery, Bulacan province, north of Manila February 7, 2006. Garcia, 34, a dedicated pilot, died along with his co-pilot in a crash after their Apache helicopter gunship was shot down by a surface-to-air missile on the morning of January 16 in Taji, Iraq. REUTERS/Romeo Ranoco

北姑

	http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/iraq/082701iraqplane/im:/060207/481/xpr10902070734;_ylt=AtEcR19EkWsrQnhe6gCPVR2aK8MA;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--?sp=-1&lsp=3000 Rosendo Garcia, father of U.S. Army Chief Warrant Officer Ruel Garcia, stands beside his picture before his funeral Tuesday, Feb. 7, 2006, in their residence in Obando town, north of Manila. Chief Warrant Officer Garcia, a pilot of the U.S. Army 4th Aviation Regiment, Aviation Brigade, 4th Infantry Division was killed in Iraq while on mission. (AP Photo/Pat Roque)

北姑

	http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/iraq/082701iraqplane/im:/060207/ids_photos_wl/r2736400122.jpg;_ylt=AuvCQOFay_qYHP3i3dhKcFXlWMcF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--?sp=-1&lsp=3000 U.S. funeral honour guard carry the coffin of Filipino-American U.S. army chief warrant officer Ruel Garcia during his burial at his hometown in Obando cemetery, Bulacan province, north of Manila February 7, 2006. Garcia, 34, a dedicated pilot, died along with his co-pilot in a crash after their Apache helicopter gunship was shot down by a surface-to-air missile on the morning of January 16 in Taji, Iraq. REUTERS/Romeo Ranoco

北姑

	http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/iraq/082701iraqplane/im:/060207/481/xpr10802070714;_ylt=Ak3QdBKayCv5WAP8HlTmrYCaK8MA;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--?sp=-1&lsp=3000 Rosendo and Cynthia Garcia, parents of U.S. Army Chief Warrant Officer Ruel Garcia, hold the U.S. flag and a flower during his funeral Tuesday, Feb. 7, 2006, in a cemetery in Obando town, north of Manila. Warrant Officer Garcia, a pilot of the U.S. Army 4th Aviation Regiment, Aviation Brigade, 4th Infantry Division was killed in Iraq while on mission. (AP Photo/Pat Roque)

北姑

	http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/iraq/082701iraqplane/im:/060207/ids_photos_wl/r2417501031.jpg;_ylt=Ah1UmCB.4pCCr6fRAcpED4HlWMcF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--?sp=-1&lsp=3000 U.S. funeral honour guards fire a 21-gun salute during a hero's burial for Filipino-American U.S. army chief warrant officer Ruel Garcia, at his hometown in Obando cemetery, Bulacan province, north of Manila February 7, 2006. Garcia, 34, a dedicated pilot, died along with his co-pilot in a crash after their Apache helicopter gunship was shot down by a surface-to-air missile on the morning of January 16 in Taji, Iraq. REUTERS/Romeo Ranoco

北姑

	http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/iraq/082701iraqplane/im:/060207/481/xpr10602070711;_ylt=AncmkyTbjcxJabF_Oina5OOaK8MA;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--?sp=-1&lsp=3000 U.S. Army Brigadier General Richard Mills, right, offers the American flag to Apple Garcia, wife of Chief Warrant Officer Ruel Garcia during his funeral Tuesday, Feb. 7, 2006 in a cemetery in Obando town, north of Manila. Warrant Officer Garcia, a pilot of the U.S. Army 4th Aviation Regiment, Aviation Brigade, 4th Infantry Division was killed in Iraq while he was on mission. (AP Photo/Pat Roque)

北姑

	http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/iraq/082701iraqplane/im:/060207/481/xpr10502070710;_ylt=AnypdWawHuRmlOsWJL6uYY2aK8MA;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--?sp=-1&lsp=3000 Apple Garcia, left, wife of U.S. Army Chief Warrant Officer Ruel Garcia, is condoled by an unidentified relative during his funeral Tuesday, Feb. 7, 2006, in a cemetery in Obando town, north of Manila. Warrant Officer Garcia, a pilot of the U.S. Army 4th Aviation Regiment, Aviation Brigade, 4th Infantry Division was killed in Taji, Iraq while on mission. (AP Photo/Pat Roque)

北姑

	http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/iraq/082701iraqplane/im:/060207/481/xpr10402070709;_ylt=Aq.C2KT.sUTGIL2xVNuZr9PlWMcF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--?sp=-1&lsp=3000 Cynthia Garcia, front, mother of U.S. Army Chief Warrant Officer Ruel Garcia, and his wife Apple Garcia pay their last respect during his funeral Tuesday, Feb. 7, 2006, in a cemetery in Obando town, north of Manila. Warrant Officer Garcia, a pilot of the U.S. Army 4th Aviation Regiment, Aviation Brigade, 4th Infantry Division was killed in Taji, Iraq while on mission. (AP Photo/Pat Roque)

北姑

	http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/iraq/082701iraqplane/im:/060207/481/xpr10202070707;_ylt=Ahj38NKVIAgbg.o3Jqj9yDTlWMcF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--?sp=-1&lsp=3000 Honor guards from the U.S. 8th Army in South Korea fire their rifle for the 21-gun salute in a full military honor during the funeral of U.S. Army Chief Warrant Officer Ruel Garcia Tuesday, Feb. 7, 2006 in a cemetery in Obando town, north of Manila. Warrant Officer Garcia, a pilot of the U.S. Army 4th Aviation Regiment, Aviation Brigade, 4th Infantry Division was killed in Iraq while on mission. (AP Photo/Pat Roque)

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	http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/iraq/082701iraqplane/im:/060207/481/xpr10302070706;_ylt=AsP__1zaaQ3BdboDJtE.JCnlWMcF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--?sp=-1&lsp=3000 Cynthia Garcia left, mother of U.S. Army Chief Warrant Officer Ruel Garcia, and his wife Apple Garcia cover their face in grief during his funeral Tuesday, Feb. 7, 2006 in a cemetery in Obando town, north of Manila. Warrant Officer Garcia, a pilot of the U.S. Army 4th Aviation Regiment, Aviation Brigade, 4th Infantry Division was killed in Taji, Iraq while on mission. (AP Photo/Pat Roque)

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	http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/iraq/082701iraqplane/im:/060207/481/xpr10102070705;_ylt=ApMULNVro5wEiwZi.hFEdm7lWMcF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--?sp=-1&lsp=3000 Honor guards from the U.S. 8th Army in South Korea carry the flag draped casket of U.S. Army Chief Warrant Officer Ruel Garcia during his funeral Tuesday, Feb. 7, 2006 at a cemetery in Obando town, north of Manila. Warrant Officer Garcia, a pilot of the U.S. Army 4th Aviation Regiment, Aviation Brigade, 4th Infantry Division was killed in Iraq while on mission. (AP Photo/Pat Roque)

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	http://news.yahoo.com/photos/ss/events/iraq/082701iraqplane/im:/060207/ids_photos_wl/r4230108716.jpg;_ylt=Aqh3egBZjiRb4L.39jFclw3lWMcF;_ylu=X3oDMTA5bGcyMWMzBHNlYwNzc25hdg--?sp=-1&lsp=3000 A U.S. funeral honour guard fold a U.S. flag during a burial ceremony for Ruel Garcia, a Filipino-American U.S. army chief warrant officer, at a cemetery in his hometown in Obando town, Bulacan province, north of Manila February 7, 2006. Garcia, 34, a pilot, died along with his co-pilot in a crash after their Apache helicopter gunship was shot down by a surface-to-air missile on the morning of January 16 in Taji, Iraq. REUTERS/Romeo Ranoco