前台小姐的8级英语
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<TD>昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：“hello?”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing?”
老外：“can you speak english?”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
老外：“can anybody else speak english? ”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”</TD></TR></TABLE>（转帖） <P>老外听不懂，我们可就容易听懂了，呵呵。</P>
<P><b>叫什么叫，安静一点，你到底有什么事？</b></P>
<P><b>……</b></P>
<P><b>头不在，你明天来。</b></P>
[此贴子已经被作者于2005-3-21 16:25:06编辑过] 洋涇濱語言就是這樣來的了。別笑，如果整個社群都有這種行為，真的會因此產生新的語言。 good good laugh
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