陪大领导打球，看到种种怪相！
<p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 12pt; MARGIN: 0pt; mso-char-indent-count: .5;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-SIZE: 24pt; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";"> 陪大领导打球，看到了种种怪相！</span><font face="Times New Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-SIZE: 24pt;"><br/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/><br style="mso-special-character: line-break;"/></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt;"><p></p></span></font></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; MARGIN: 0pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><font size="4"> 南宁人爱打气排球，有大领导都爱打呢。</font><span lang="EN-US"><font size="4">
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><font size="4">日前，朋友约我一起去陪大领导打气排球。</font><span lang="EN-US"><font size="4">
<br/></font></span></span><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #3366ff; mso-fareast-font-family: 仿宋;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><font size="4">那天，我等早早来到球场，待大领导准时到达，我们已恭候多时。</font><span lang="EN-US"><font size="4">
<br/><br/><br/></font></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #3366ff; mso-fareast-font-family: 仿宋;"><font face="Times New Roman"> <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font size="5">怪相一：女队员穿健美裤</font><span lang="EN-US"><font size="5">
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font size="4"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><font size="4">大领导到达之前，我就发现来了好几个美女。俗话说，男女搭配，打球不累。何况是美女相配，那岂止是不累，还来劲着呢。</font><span lang="EN-US"><font size="4">
<br/></font></span></span><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #3366ff; mso-fareast-font-family: 仿宋;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><font size="4">眼前的几位美女，不看则罢，看了真让人怦然心动。虽说我等已是<span lang="EN-US">“</span>老野<span lang="EN-US">”</span>，时常被老女人们玩笑<span lang="EN-US">“</span>还得不得呢<span lang="EN-US">”</span>？但看到眼前这些二三十岁的美女，上身穿若隐若现的衣裳，下穿裹到好处的健美裤，要多婀娜有多婀娜，要多性感有多性感，说实在的，哪个<span lang="EN-US">“</span>老男人<span lang="EN-US">”</span>看了这些美女都会<span lang="EN-US">“</span>得<span lang="EN-US">”</span>的。</font><span lang="EN-US"><font size="4">
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><font size="4">美貌性感的美女们，打球的水平并不咋的，应该说，她们打球动作像跳舞一样优美，尽管基本属于不会打球，也丝毫不影响到她们展示给人的美感。</font><span lang="EN-US"><font size="4">
<br/><br/><br/></font></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #3366ff; mso-fareast-font-family: 仿宋;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> <font size="5"> </font></span></span></b><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font size="5">怪相二：只有领导会扣球 </font></span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><br/></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #3366ff; mso-fareast-font-family: 仿宋;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><font size="4">打气排球的人都知道，每当扣杀一个好球，那种感觉就是用一个字来形容：爽！</font><span lang="EN-US"><font size="4">
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><font size="4">我等虽说不上是扣手，但也有<span lang="EN-US">“</span>偶尔露峥嵘<span lang="EN-US">”</span>的时候，不时也扣上一两个球。 </font><span lang="EN-US"><br/></span></span><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #3366ff; mso-fareast-font-family: 仿宋;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;">
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><font size="4">然而，陪大领导打球，半天都没得扣一个。其实，不是没得扣，而是自己不敢扣。那天，我等跟大领导打对手，也没人交代我不能扣领导球，但球送到我跟前，我都是<span lang="EN-US">“</span>假装<span lang="EN-US">”</span>不会扣，轻轻地推过去，正好将球送到领导跟前，让领导稳稳地接起来。</font><span lang="EN-US"><font size="4">
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</span></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><font size="4">而大领导呢，球几乎都<span lang="EN-US">“</span>喂<span lang="EN-US">”</span>给他，让他来当主攻手。尽管领导扣球的威力仅仅相当于我等左手扣杀的力量，但仍然不断获得场外美女们阵阵热烈的掌声。</font><span lang="EN-US"><font size="4">
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></b><b><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;"><font size="5">怪相三：没跟领导说句话 </font></span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><br/></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #3366ff; mso-fareast-font-family: 仿宋;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;">
<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><font size="4">其实，大领导人挺和蔼随意的，他不停地说<span lang="EN-US">“</span>别打假球<span lang="EN-US">”</span>，<span lang="EN-US">“</span>来真的才好玩<span lang="EN-US">”</span>，但我等每一局都是在最后关头打平，结果往往是<span lang="EN-US">“</span>险输<span lang="EN-US">”</span>。</font><span lang="EN-US"><font size="4">
<br/></font></span></span><font size="4"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: #3366ff; mso-fareast-font-family: 仿宋;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span></font><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;"><font size="4">输赢不重要，我暗想自己能跟大领导搭句话，让他知道我是谁就够了。然而，这样的机会根本没有。打球当中，不可能说；每局结束下来，都是大领导身边的人围着，连美女们都难有机会搭上话，哪还有我开口的机会？</font><span lang="EN-US"><font size="4">
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<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff;">打了一个上午球，从来没这样<span lang="EN-US">“</span>汗都不出<span lang="EN-US">”</span>，而且又<span lang="EN-US">“</span>说不上一句话<span lang="EN-US">”</span>，实乃意犹未尽哟。<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></font></p> 描写美女的那段不错，遗憾没有配图 和奥巴马打球肯定没有压力。 Lij dwk maz viz liemj,, mbouj miz yinx... <strong><font size="5"><font color="#3366ff"><font face="仿宋">
<span style="FONT-FAMILY: 仿宋; COLOR: #3366ff; FONT-SIZE: 12pt;">怪相二：只有领导会扣球 </span></font></font></font></strong>同感。 <p>领导有大有小。但何谓大何谓小呢，参照标准是什么？</p><p>此文所谓"大",难道是正厅或者副省级以上？呵呵</p> 只能给领导赢，自己赢就难搞了，猜码喝酒也一样。
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