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世界各地经典评述

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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">亚太:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了中国才知道只生一个好。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了台湾才知道骂祖宗都可以面带微笑。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了香港才知道明星为什么都想戴面罩。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了日本才知道死不认账还会很有礼貌。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了韩国才知道亚洲的足球让上帝都差点疯掉。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了泰国才知道见了美女先别慌拥抱。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了印度才知道人还得给牛让道。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了新加坡才知道四周都是水还得管别人要。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了印尼才知道华人为什么会睡不着觉。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了阿富汗才知道冤枉都不能上告。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了伊拉克才知道污染会让你死掉。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了中东才知道分不清楚到底是人的生命还是民族尊严重要。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了阿拉伯才知道做男人有多么骄傲。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了澳洲才知道有袋子的鼠肉也很有味道。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">        <BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">欧洲:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了德国才知道死板还有一套一套。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了法国才知道被人调戏还会很有情调。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了西班牙才知道被牛拱到天上还能哈哈大笑。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了奥地利才知道连乞丐都可以弹个小调。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></SPAN>


<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了英国才知道为什么牛顿后来都信奉基督教。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了荷兰才知道男人和男人当街拥吻也能那么火爆。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了瑞士才知道开个银行账户没有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">10</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">万</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">$</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">会被嘲笑。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了丹麦才知道写个童话可以不打草稿。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了意大利才知道天天吃烤</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">Pizza</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">脸上都不会长疱。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了希腊才知道迷人的地方其实都是破庙。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了南斯拉夫才知道为什么有人不想回到祖国的怀抱。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了斯堪德瘴遣胖捞粢不崴辆酢!!</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">?<BR><BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了俄罗斯才知道有这么大块地也会有人吃不饱。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了梵帝冈才知道从其境内任何地方开一枪都会打到罗马的鸟。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">        <BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">美洲:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了美国才知道不管你是谁乱嚷嚷就会中炮。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了加拿大才知道比中国还大的地方人口比北京还少。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了墨西哥才知道佐罗为什么现在不出来瞎闹。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了巴拿马才知道一条河也能代表主权的重要。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了古巴才知道雪笳有</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">N</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">种味道。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了巴西才知道衣服穿的很少也不会害臊。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了智利才知道火车在境内拐个弯都很难办到。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了阿根廷才知道不懂足球会让人晕倒。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR><FONT face="Times New Roman">        <BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">非洲:</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了埃及才知道一座塔也能有那么多奥妙。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了撒哈拉才知道节约用水的重要。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了南非才知道随时都可能被艾滋病亲吻到。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了很多非洲国家才知道人吃人其实有时候也是种需要。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">到了两极才知道随地小便有多么糟糕。。。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break">

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