天才陈羞陵记略
<p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: center;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Angsana New'; mso-bidi-language: TH;">天才陈羞陵记略<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Angsana New'; mso-bidi-language: TH; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">陈氏羞陵，桂籍，原名修陵。少时聪慧甚，年未及笄</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Angsana New'; mso-bidi-language: TH;"><font face="Times New Roman">,</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Angsana New'; mso-bidi-language: TH; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman';">已能倒背人之初性本善等句。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: 'Angsana New'; mso-bidi-language: TH;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 26.25pt; mso-char-indent-count: 2.5;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-language: TH; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">未几，渐知人伦纲常，识八荣八耻，问乃父曰：吾名何以谓修陵也？陈父干枯若</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-language: TH;"><font face="Times New Roman">DUDV</font></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-language: TH; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">（壮语，蚂蚱）一般，略一沉吟，且涕且泣，遂将儿名之来历，痛陈一番。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-language: TH;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-language: TH;"><span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"><font face="Times New Roman"> </font></span></span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-language: TH; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">初，陈父作贩夫走卒行于乡里，终游手好闲，不堪日受风雨之苦，乃改行作盗墓贼，且专盗百越人墓。初入行干那蝇营苟且勾当，于贼众中倍受欺凌，贼首只许他盗底层越人墓，几未见一些儿细碎银两，毋论宝物。然终凭好勇斗狠，于不惑之年做得贼首，号令一方贼众。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-language: TH;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-language: TH; mso-ascii-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-hansi-font-family: "Times New Roman";">一日，陈父招众贼，慷慨激昂，曰：“吾势已炽，方今之后，只盗那百越人土司之墓，以振兴我众！‘然</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">这僚族是最优秀的民族，这僚人也是最优秀的僚人’，其土军凶猛，我等此次行动若失败，必遭屠戮，故为壮行及留种故，出发前咱也整一次天地大交欢！——来！让大家也跟着我们一起集体结婚，让在场的所有女人为大盗墓在即的全体将士献上我们女人最珍贵的贞操和最真挚的爱情！”言毕，诸女儿从林中涌出，横卧草地。众贼大悦，瞬间都成了浪里白条。其中一女曰汪汪，游于池中，十分可人，陈父“箭一般地往前游去，很快将汪汪抓住，顺势把她抱住，一对裸着的男女在水中热烈拥抱接吻”。“陈父往汪汪丰满的胸脯和丰腴的大腿上扎花，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;">……</span><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">眼睛着了迷般看着冰清玉洁的汪汪胴体”。众“浪里白条”更是点火助兴，要在火光中整事儿。顿时，“一束火把点燃，又一束火把点燃，簇簇火把在山野燃烧，满山遍野的火把映红了百越的山山水水。影影绰绰，模模糊糊地看到陈父在脱衣服，朦朦胧胧地看到汪汪姐姐在脱衣服。光着膀子的男女在拥抱。……半裸的男女围着火在扭胯，踢腿，疯狂地野性地跳舞拥抱。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">陈父率领贼众，成功连盗十座土司坟墓，可谓一气呵成。回得朝穴，看那花花绿绿的宝贝，陈父喜不自禁，不由自主唱道：“哇呀呀，我手持铁锹将墓盗，得得，镪令镪……”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">怎料贼众中有怀二心者，前往土司俯上告了密。陈父第二个“镪”字之唱音还未拖完，已有小贼来报：“不好，土司官兵已经将我巢穴团团围住，严密得一丝风儿也难透出！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">却说土司官兵早将贼巢围了个严实。火光中，岑将军问副将道：“贼何以如此容易成擒？”副将道：“你还不明白？陈贼和他的贼众都是无往不胜的。但是他们常常内讧。所以面对一个陈贼你会心惊肉跳，而几个陈贼和他的同胞在一起就会干戈相向，你就可以高枕无忧了！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">陈父眼看抵抗即立丧卿卿性命，乃决计出降归顺越军官兵。“越军的先锋官也乘着快马来到贼众前，陈贼抱病走到村口跪下接归顺令。”“贼众巢穴的大榕树下，越军先锋官宣归顺令。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">陈贼战战兢兢，拜伏于地，暗料凶多吉少。不料，越军先锋官朗声道：“百越常怀仁义之心，不杀众民。但活罪可免，余罪难逃，你等解散之后，给你唯一之惩罚，乃命汝天地大交欢中将要生下的儿子，不得叫作他名，只能唤作修陵，以补乃父盗陵之过，且以警示汝众残余耳！是为令！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">陈贼顿时感激涕零。从良。然终生愤然，怒越土司之惩罚。他爷爷的，比死还难受……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">未几，陈贼子降生。遂依令唤作陈修陵。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">修陵虽年少，然情感炽烈，听得父亲一番话，不由跳将起来。一蹦三尺高。修陵发誓要给越人点颜色看，这一生不能就这么罢休。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">修陵果然才识过人，考取广西民族学院，主修中国文学。未及，毕业，笔耕不辍，终成广西文学大家。日子甚殷实。一时倒也事。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">及至年渐高，每每思乃父之辱，愤恨难平。一日，竟招几个田阳籍越人朋友（越人之败类也！），宴请之。席间，修陵微醉，乃曰：“我父虽为盗墓贼，但我也要报仇，顾不得那么多了！汝等素称市场策划高手，计将安出？如之奈何？怎生是好？咋办？——事且成，少不得予汝等金银珠宝！”众败类曰：“易甚，只在君名中改一字可矣！”修陵大异之。败类道“唤作陈羞陵，岂不妙哉！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">修陵尚不解其意，惑然道：“怎的解释？”败类道：“汝父盗陵，汝则羞陵，岂不妙哉快哉！盗土司之陵者，盗墓也；羞辱百越祖宗布洛陀，是为羞陵也！”羞陵闻之，若醍壶灌顶一般，以迅雷不及掩耳盗铃儿响丁当浪哩个浪之势，一蹦一丈高，叫道：“羞陵，好名字！以吾如椽之笔，作一歌颂越人祖宗的作品，名为高颂，实为大贬，大妙大妙！”又道：“少不得汝等钵满也！我作这作品，暗暗黑那越人祖宗——手段且胜汝等姚黑十倍。其族众中有智识者必口诛笔伐，而后众人皆以吾作品为异，争而购之，然则金银能不滚滚而来？”一干败类顿时五体投地，啧啧称奇。众败类高兴半晌，突然问道：“若那所谓有智识者把事情搞大，弄得你不能收场，怎生是好？”羞陵哈哈大笑道：“商人之见也！汝等市场策划则可，但于人性二字，所知无几也！我为文人，岂不知文人之短乎？文人口里刮噪，却断无甚实际行动！彼等一阵叫嚷，徒令我作品市值步步高升耳！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21.75pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">后，百越人果然多刮噪寡行动，乃渐渐偃旗息鼓，羞陵作怪一事大事化小小事化了，消于无形。倒是羞陵那囊中，早鼓得似华老栓满揣人血馒头的衣兜一般了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p> <p></p><p>颠仔<strong>陈羞陵．</strong></p>[此贴子已经被作者于2007-11-4 11:16:01编辑过] <span style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 'angsana new'; mso-bidi-language: th; mso-ascii-font-family: 'times new roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'times new roman';"><strong>陈氏羞陵，赣籍汉人。</strong></span> <p><strong><font color="#000000">为集中力量，请大家到《南宁贝侬召开抗议陈修龄长篇小说《布洛陀》沙龙》一贴和《抗议陈修龄长篇小说《布洛陀》专帖（附小说资料）》（专帖）中集中留言。</font></strong></p><p><strong>贝侬的语言非常漂亮，讽刺艺术运用得好。当然，对《布》的声讨，宜对事不对人。</strong></p>
[此贴子已经被作者于2007-11-4 9:39:36编辑过] <p><strong>《南宁贝侬召开抗议陈修龄长篇小说《布洛陀》沙龙》 这个怎么看不了</strong></p><p></p> <div class="msgheader">QUOTE:</div><div class="msgborder"><b>以下是引用<i>yiersan</i>在2007-11-4 9:40:00的发言：</b><br/><p><strong>《南宁贝侬召开抗议陈修龄长篇小说《布洛陀》沙龙》 这个怎么看不了</strong></p><p></p></div><p>帖子在"内部会议"这个版块中,能看到的.</p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">楼主妙文！<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">吾等也来一篇大说，解解对小说的一腔怒气！希望楼主能继续编纂大作，成书后白送给小贩拿到陈家门前去摆地摊，吆喝着贱卖！<span lang="EN-US"><p></p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">4</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">楼的的所谓<b>“</b><strong><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">宜对事不对人</span></strong><b>”，</b>此言差矣！楼主只是戏说</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-language: TH;">陈羞陵的典故，又没直指它陈修龄君，此君硬要对座入号，那是它人的自由。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">建议将文中的“</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">竟招几个田阳籍越人朋友<span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">”，改为“</span>竟招几条田阳籍狗友<span style="mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">”；这样可以把括号给省掉，好在无用的文字上能节约些墨水。想想那</span>几条狗友早就把越人的祖籍卖钱了，才会与</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-language: TH;">陈羞陵为伍，此时</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;">怎么还给他越人的待遇？这混蛋狗友壮奸现又找着法子跟着狗兄</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: "Angsana New"; mso-bidi-language: TH;">陈羞陵谋划赚钱，把自家的祖母和老婆脱光了放到水里去卖……</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></p> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; LINE-HEIGHT: 150%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">楼主把他出书我第一个买</span> <br/><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">汪汪姐的照片</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"></span> </p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"></span> </p><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;"></span><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">楼主云：“其中一女曰汪汪，游于池中，十分可人，陈父箭一般地往前游去，很快将汪汪抓住，顺势把她抱住，一对裸着的男女在水中热烈拥抱接吻。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;">
</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma;">……模模糊糊地看到陈父在脱衣服，朦朦胧胧地看到汪汪姐姐在脱衣服……”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">天才陈羞陵岂不是</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">GZZ</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;">？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 21pt;"> </p></p></span> 以其人之道还治其人之身，顶！ 哈哈~~楼主乃文人勿须武斗,伤其身不如袭其心~~~好文好文!!!
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