布楼 发表于 2007-9-14 21:14:00

[转帖]Chinese take-out

<p>继续娱乐，呵呵</p><p></p><p><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5yDv_5qucx0" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"></embed></p><p><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 9pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">WAITER<br/>Thank you for calling Order-By-Number Chinese Restaurant, how can I help you?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Yeah, I would like to make a order for take-out.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>What would you like?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Order of Kung Pao Chicken.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>What number please?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Ah, number 7.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>Kung Pao Chicken, good good. Anything else?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Yeah, an order of Garlic Chicken.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>What number please?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>You just? 12.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>10, 11, Garlic Chicken, good, good. I like Garlic Chicken, good. Anything else?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Yeah. Yeah and a Mongolian Beef.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>What number please?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Oh God, you just say? Alright, 5.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>2, 3, 4, 5. Mongolian Beef.<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Mongolian Beef.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>Mongolian Beef, yes. Anything else?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Oh yeah sorry, I need that with no onions and no green onions.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>No onion, no green onion?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Yeah.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>I don't know. Cook, Chef do not like that. Its made the way it is. Chef don't like change.<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Just no...its for my girlfriend. No onions, no green onions, we go thru this every week. No onions.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>No?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>No onions, no green onions. That's it.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>I check, you hold on?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Could you? Thanks.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>Hold, hold on. (in perfect American accent) Yo, this guy wants no onions and green onions on the Mongolian Beef? Is that okay? Alright, fine. (In Chinese Accent) Hello.<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>What the fuck was that? <br/><br/>WAITER<br/>What?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>I heard you, you spoke perfect English. We do this shit every week.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>No. No. That's Mikey, delivery guy, he play, he play joke...<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>That was you!<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>Ha ha ha. He play joke on you! Ha ha ha.<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>That's no funny.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>Chef say no onions no green onions, no problems. No problems. That's Mikey, delivery guy. He play joke on you. I sorry. I sorry.<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Alright well that's not funny, you tell Mikey he's got to watch his mouth.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>Mikey, that's not funny. You ass, you ass. That's not funny. I sorry, I sorry. Okay. <br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Alright.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>Anything else?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>No, oh wait, I'm sorry...also with that Mongolian Beef, no brown sauce. And instead of the brown sauce, add the Garlic Cream sauce.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>What?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Yeah, I know.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>No what?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>No brown sauce, add the Garlic Cream sauce.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>That's alot of trouble.<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Will you ask him?<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>He might not make it.<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>He'll make it. Just ask him.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>I ask, you hold on. You hold on. I ask.<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Alright, yeah, thanks.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>(in perfect American accent) This dude wants...he wants the Garlic Sauce now. I know I know, yeah it's every week. You know what, it doesn't matter. Fuck him. (in Chinese accent) Okay.<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Son of a bitch! That was you! <br/><br/>WAITER<br/>What?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>That was you! I heard you.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>No.<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>No. No. This is such shit! <br/><br/>WAITER<br/>No. No. I...It's Mikey. It's Mikey. You wrong.<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>That was not Mikey. That was you. I'm probably to come down there and whop some ass.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>You want to fight me! You fight me. I Bruce Lee cousin. You come down and fight me, I drop-kick you in the head. Come on! I fight you, I fight everybody. I fight your cousin, I fight your mother. Huh, Ha! I just want to work!<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Alright! I don't want to fight. I just want my food.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>Okay. Okay.<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Okay?<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>Anything else?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Yeah, 2 cokes.<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>What number please?<br/><br/>CUSTOMER<br/>Son-of-a-bitch!<br/><br/>WAITER<br/>What? What?<br/><br/><br/>the end</span></p>
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萧萧瑟瑟 发表于 2007-9-15 09:45:00

从youtube转过来的视频很卡，倒不如下载到电脑然后再上传到国内的视频网站链接过来好。

布楼 发表于 2007-9-15 10:15:00

<p>是的。由于工作需要，偶现在在补习英语。视频发到这里主要是和愿意学英语的比侬分享script。Youtube是一个学习英语的好网站。</p>

萧萧瑟瑟 发表于 2007-9-15 10:40:00

Youtube确实是学习英语的好网站，我一上网几乎都到那里去下载或看MV和其它视频，顺便看看那里网友的评论。
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